man oh man you’re my best friend
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
Bill Hicks  
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shounenyuki:

Fox Fact #1:
The red fox loves to eat bread, however does not have a way to bake or legally buy it.